Types of Women

As I walked along the ways of life, I found out something. There are three types of women in this world.

Lookers, Hookers and Bookers.

Lookers are the ones that constantly take care of how they look. A mirror and a vanity bag [fully loaded god-knows-what-all] are their constant companions. Sometimes, you would have to dig an inch into their make up to find their real skin color. Their make up looks natural. But aint.

But yeah, some real good lookers fall into this category. Though they dont realize and hence this painting business.

The Hookers are people who THINK they look sexy and hot and attractive and yada yada. They dont need mirrors, though they have one, hidden somewhere on them. These people use dark [supposedly sexy] color lipsticks.

They would keep changing boy friends along with the color of their dresses. And they are very economical in dressing. A meter of clothe would suffice for a dress. They walk around in a supposedly seductive way.

Now, the Bookers. These kind are least bothered about looks. They are almost always seen with a book in hand. If not, the way to identify them is the pair of glasses they wear. Most probably, with a power 2+. Negative or positive, you decide.

Their looks are average or below average because they forgot how to look into a mirror, ages ago.

And now if they do, they would scream in horror seeing the alien with big red eyes, tangly dangles in lieu of hair and a plumper version of self...

The new brand of computer geeks, is actually a new version of this category.

You tell me if you find normal ladies anywhere. Dont ask me if I did research on this. I did not.:P

Cheerz!

DN